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Sort Of Impossibly, Painfully, Miserably Gorgeous Model Of The Week: Eduardo Sánchez-Ubanell

June 28, 2019, 11:15 am
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What does the “search” tab on your Instagram look like? Seriously, let us know. Take a screenshot and post it below. Mine is 10% puppy pug videos, 15% outdated Drag Race memes, and 158,000% gay thirst buckets with gorgeous bods, tiny Speedos, and throat gonorrhea due to being Fire Island cum garbage disposals. Mark Zuckerberg, you can read me like a book you little bitch!

I’m honestly not normally into these ubiquitous #instagays and not just because of the throat sitch, and I don’t consider them to be models no matter what they hashtag, and I hate them, but Eduardo Sánchez-Ubanell is kind of celebrity or something and kind of really gorgeous and I’d kind of like to swap throat gonorrhea (kidding! he doesn’t have throat gonorrhea so nobody sue) back and forth with him ’til death do us part, so ya, let’s get a little gayer and grosser than usual (it’s Pride after all!) and feature this hot hair explosion!

He’s like a YouTuber or something but trust me, he would die happy if he knew someone was referring to him as a model. He talks about dieting and exercises 24/7 to fill the foid, and he seems to in some capacity rep some brands on Instagram, so he’s model enough for today. Honestly and TBH, joking aside, I’m super attracted to Eduardo’s delursh chest hair, thick ass stubble, eyegoddamnbrows, and uh-mazing body! Yummy yummy mommy want gonorrhea.* #pride #loveislove

 

*Eduardo Sánchez-Ubanell does not have throat gonorrhea and we’re just jealous so don’t sue ED

 

 

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I love my map, I’d be lost without it 🗺

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new comedy sketch video feat. @maxisms – When You Find Out He’s A Trump Supporter…link in bio 🙊

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Five Hottest Nude Locker Room Scenes Ever! (These Are Like Super Hot BTW)

June 28, 2019, 12:15 pm
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From Mr. Man:

HBO’s Euphoria just dropped the Citizen Kane of locker room scenes. Jacob Elordi is treated to twenty one (trust us, we counted!) high school locker room cocks. And I couldn’t help but wonder… what are the other hottest lock room scene? In Any Given Sunday, we’d drive off in a Hyundai with John Cark’s football field-sized cock. Next, we’re hungry for the Hung….arian guys in Land of Storms. Thar’s a storm brewing when trading glances turns to trading punches. Nude! The opening sequence for City Without Baseball is more like City Without Razors thanks to all the au naturel bats and balls. Finally, Peter Paige and the boys in Queer as Folk are totally Folk-able while changing in the locker room. These guys skipped the locker room talk, and busted out the locker room cock!

Head here for more nude celebs

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We Were GOING To Do An Amateur Weekend Shirtless Roundup Because Choosing Just One Seems Cruel

June 28, 2019, 3:15 pm
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Too Many GIFs Of The Day For My Pay Grade: Pheonix Fellington Fills Up Collin Adams GEWD

June 28, 2019, 4:15 pm
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What 2019’s ‘Mapplethorpe’ Lacks In Quality It Makes Up For In Cockity

July 1, 2019, 8:15 am
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The biopic Mapplethorpe has been streaming on all of your favorite platforms since May, but we’re just now catching wind of all the cockage. Matt Smith stars as the infamous 1980s gay erotic photographer who pushed male bodies to their limits with his fetish and bondage black and whites. Those of you who experimented with art school will remember that 80s conservatives revolted against the National Endowment for the Arts when they found out their tax money was indirectly funding a picture of Robert Mapplethorpe with a bullwhip in his ass. Among other thangs. You should actually abort your cock mission and read this article from The Washington Post about the debacle. 

 

 

BUT IF YOU INSIST. Critics agree that the 2019 Mapplethorpe biopic is garbagio.net, but thankfully it delivers the dudity! Smith shows off his nice ass in multiple scenes, and a bunch of guys do Mapplethorpe proud by going very frontal. So ya, that’s it. Oh wait. A drag queen should get a picture of Mapplethorpe on a fan so they can MappleTHWOORP. Rite??

See the full scenes here

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“Remember That One Night? You Want To Relive That One Night?”

July 1, 2019, 10:15 am
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[WATCH: Our Last Night Together: Bareback – Men.com]

Tristan Jaxx and Argos have broken up, but relive one of their favorite nights together, that included a huge dildo and some sweet bareback sex at Men.com

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Breaking up is hard to do, but taking a hard cock feels so good!

In Winnie the Pooh, author A. A. Milne said “How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.”

Tristan Jaxx and new gay porn star Argos (no last name that I know of, ugh) experience this first hand. As Tristan gives Argos back his stuff (in a box conveniently labeled “Ex Boyfriend Stuff”) they reminisce on old times – first mistake.

Once Tristan takes a whiff of Argos’ old jockstrap, he can’t deal anymore, and coerces his old BF into one last romp.

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Argos knows he misses that cock of Tristan’s.

From Men.com:

Breaking up is always hard, but it’s especially hard when you have the kind of chemistry that Tristan Jaxx and Argos have. Trying to get closure, Tristan brings Argos a box of stuff he’s left behind at his apartment, but as they go through the box together they fall back into old patterns. Before you know it Tristan is hammering Argos’ hole with a thick dildo, loosening him up for a bittersweet parting pounding. Argos rides Tristan’s cock, grinding against the sexy salt and pepper stud until they’re both ready to shoot their final load together.

But Tristan knows Argos can’t resist his cock, so that makes it all the easier.

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Tristan Jaxx has one of the biggest cocks, and I’m happy to see him back in gay porn. Also, TIL Tristan Jaxx is somewhat uncut.

After loosning Argos up with a dildo…

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Bouncing on that cock just like Tristan Remembers.

Both boys were ready to have all the fun they remember – including a nice cumshot!

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Parting is such sweet sorrow, but getting your ass parted hurts so good.

Will they get back together? Time will tell.

What do you think of Argos? How well do you think he took Tristan Jaxx’s cock?

Also, who else’s cock would you like to see him take?

 WATCH TRISTAN JAXX FUCK ARGOS HERE!

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A Hairy Ass And A Long Dick Walk Into a Bar

July 1, 2019, 1:15 pm
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See a hairy ass and a long dick and one HAWT hairy chest OMG Blog

Hopefully you’ve seen this awkward Ivanka Trump video by now Boy Culture

BelAmi bareback double penetration of the week Queer Me Now

Cameron Dallas HOSPITALIZED… but I’m guessing it’s all fake Gay Buzzer

Richard Madden’s top ten hottest scenes in the history of EVER kinda Mr. Man

Whoa Todrick Hall’s new gay video us slut-tay Banana Guide

Guess which three actors have ugly mustaches C&C

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How Much Goo Would You Say Is Squirted Out By This Huge Uncut Curved Penis?

July 1, 2019, 3:15 pm
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GIF Of The Day’s Cum Shot Of The Week: Exploding On A Bewildered Ginger

July 1, 2019, 4:15 pm
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Open Post: If You Could Only Fuck ONE Gay Pornstar, Who Would It Be?

July 2, 2019, 9:15 am
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You probably weren’t ready to answer a question that not only defines who you are as a person, but also frankly the kind of a person you want to become, when you typed ol’ Fleshbot into your browser. But answer you must. This is huge. This is your Mr. Holland’s Opus. Or something. Today you have to sift through your spank bank and decide, definitively, which ONE gay pornstar you would fuck if given the opportunity! This is a safe space and no one will be judged in any capacity, so now’s your opportunity to cement your legacy of horniness in the stone tablet that is the Fleshbot Gay comment section.

Oh, me? IfImust. It shouldn’t reeeeallllly come as a surprise that I’m going to dip into the Cody, Sean file of my Roladicks and find someone with an amazing ass, cock, body, and of course…. balls. Aka Tanner. I’m legitimately so excited to see which gay pornstars you guys lust after ’til death do you part, so get to thinking and let us know below!

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Nikko Russo is mostly a top, but one look at Thyle Knoxx and he wants a flip-fuck!

July 2, 2019, 10:15 am
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[WATCH: Thyle Knox and Nikko Russo – Cockyboys]

Twinky Eastern Europeans Thyle Knox and Nikko Russo Flip-Fuck bareback in Cockyboys’ latest scene

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Thyle Knox tapping that ass

Looks like the emphasis is on “mostly” with Nikko Russo. Then again, when the spirit moves any of us, who can say where our desires take us? Some are better than others at suppressing their cravings, but some of us have to scratch the urge every now and then.

Nikko definitely wanted to top, but in this particular occasion, wanted some dick too.

But before it was inside him, he wanted it in his mouth.

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Sometimes the spirit moves you to be a little submissive.

From Cockyboys:

A little mutual hands-free crotch rubbing leads to Thyle sitting on Nikko’s lap for some romantic making out getting his hole finger-teased. Soon clothes come off and Thyle hungrily sucks Nikko’s rigid rod and big balls. And in time he turns his attention to eating out his smooth hole.

After considerable spit-lubing Thyle slides in his cock and gives Nikko the fucking he’s been craving. The sounds of Nikko’s moans and his balls slapping his butt drives Thyle to happily fuck him harder. And though Nikko loves it, he wants his turn too and in a fairly smooth turnaround he’s thrusting deeo into Thyle doggy-style on the four-poster bed. Nikko also gets his turn at sucking Thyle before resuming his pounding of him on his back.

Nikko may be a formidable top, but looks like he can take it too.

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Nikko gets the fucking he’s been craving!

But in between getting fucked, he gives Thyle some of his dick too!

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Nikko Russo pays Thyle back with a fucking of his own.

Looks like Thyle can take the dick too…

Nikko Russo Fucks Thyle Knox Bareback at cockyboys

Nice flip-flop action at Cockyboys.

Would one look at Thyle Knox make YOU want to bottom, like Nikko Russo?

Or are you a bottom anyway?

CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE FULL SCENE AT COCKYBOYS

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It Looks Like Someone Lit A Blowtorch To Chris Pratt In New Ass Pic

July 2, 2019, 1:15 pm
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Suns out guns out I might have got a toouuuch crispy on the honeymoon #Aloe

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Hollywood’s snarkiest starlet and religious zealous who dumped Anna Faris to pursue fucking models for Christ Chris Pratt is getting sassy on Instagram! Ever since he graduated from being the cute, sexy, and fun-loving Andy on Parks and Recreation to being a roving cloud of protein powder, Pratt has enjoyed showing off all of his hard work at the gym on Instagram. And this latest snap, well, it’s no exception.

Pratt was honeymooning with his new wifey Katherine Schwarzenegger when he accidentally got a little too much sun. Just a tad. A dusting. A butterfly kiss from the galaxy. He looks like he was lit on fire.

In order to show off just how much Chris fucked up his skin, he included his tan line and ass in the pic, and I’d say I stan, except that I don’t and this does nothing for me. Except make me slather on sunscreen at my desk. Fucking barf. Let us know your thoughts below!!! <3333

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When It Gets Thicker Towards The Tip, Put A Ring On It

July 2, 2019, 3:15 pm
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GIF Of The Day: Would You Roll Down Your Window For A Stranger’s Massive Hard Cock?

July 2, 2019, 4:15 pm
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Diplo Shares Picture Of His Big Erection On Instagram Because DJs

July 3, 2019, 8:15 am
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I’ve been all over God’s green earth, and nothing excites me more than the raw beauty of nature

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Last night a DJ shaved my wife! Rite Diplo? I always thought that would be a great name for a porn parody. Anyway Diplo. He’s some sort of DJ that – context clues tell me – layers a five-word female-sung chorus over brain-puréeing gay club synth beats. And so because of his vast accomplishments he’s famous enough to have a verified Instagram account with 5.4 million followers. The female is probably like Halsey. And the lyrics are probably like “The dancefloor is my whore.” Git off my lawn!

Sew ya Diplo recently posted a picture of his big erection in Ibiza with the caption:

I’ve been all over God’s green earth, and nothing excites me more than the raw beauty of nature

We get it. You’re a big dick. I mean have a big dick. This isn’t the first time that the Dip has flaunted his girthy cock on Instagram. Back in April of 2017 be posted this pic:

 

 

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🇺🇸 to 🇹🇿 @vanessamdee

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of his visible Coke can outline. And I stan. JK I don’t care, but technically he’s hot and technically so are big erect cocks. So here we are. The dancefloor is my whore. Whore. Whore. Whore. Whore. Whorewhorewhorewhore. Let the beat drop. Whore. Dundundundun whore. dundundundun whore. ::Halsey whispers:: A magical. Fantasy. On the floor. Don’t keep score. The dancefloor. Is my whore. Whore. Whore. Whore. Whore. LET THE BEAT DROP. K bye.

 

 

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I want the chips with the dip

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Could TEN Massive Squirts Really Be Coming Out Of This Fat Cock?

July 3, 2019, 3:15 pm
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GIF Of The Day: When The Ass Lips Cling To The Dick As It Slides In And Out…

July 3, 2019, 4:15 pm
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You’ve Heard Of Foreskin, But What About Fiveskin?

July 4, 2019, 3:15 pm
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GIF Of The Day: When’s The Last Time You Ate Ass This Lovingly?

July 4, 2019, 4:15 pm
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Amateur Weekend Shirtless Roundup Because Choosing Just One Seems Cruel

July 5, 2019, 7:15 am
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We’ve got plenty of shirtless suitors to keep you company over the long weekend! They’re ripped for your pleasure. Oh and this first one should sue Matt Bomer for cockyright infringement.

Andddd HAPPY FRIGAYAYAYAYAGAYGAY!!!!!

 

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